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tennant-salad:

YOU SEE THIS CAKE RIGHT HERE?
YOU RECOGNIZE IT?
BECAUSE THAT RIGHT THERE IS A BEAUTIFULLY DONE REPLICA OF THE PORTAL CAKE.  DAMN AWESOME.
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP
I’m gonna tell you fuckers a story.
So I was walking to my locker before first period to get a friggin pencil, right?  And I am intercepted by this grinning, red-headed girl.  She grabs me by the shoulders and pushes me out of the flow of traffic in the middle of the hall while saying “I need to talk to you.”  This girl is grinning mad at me, okay?  And at this point I’m already weirded out, because I don’t really know this girl.  Sure, I’ve seen her face quite a few times.  Sophomore.  Really loud.  But I don’t really know her name and I don’t think I’ve ever really even talked to her.
But I respond with, “Okay, sure?” 
and she says, still grinning at me, “Have you gotten any surprises today?” 
And I just kind of looked at her, and said “Um … no?”
And then she grinned at me and was like “Oh.  Well, I just heard that you were going to get a surprise today.” and then she starts backing up, walking away from me while still not turning her back on me, the grin still ever-present on her face.  And I’m just “Wait, what?” and she just responded with the same thing.
At this point I am a little alarmed.
But I turn back to my locker to continue the search for my favorite pencil (which was unfortunately lost today, R.I.P. favorite pencil, I had you for three months)
Now, imagine.  I already kind of had an idea in my head of what was going on.  And then my overactive imagination caused me to hope that maybe, just maybe, the guy that I’ve had a huge crush on for months would be asking me to prom.  But then I was slightly worried that maybe this ominous sounding “surprise” was actually a bunch of jerks wanting to play a prank on me because I’m me.
So.  The only class I have with this guy is band.  That’s it.  I know, it sucks, right?  I look forward to that class every day mainly because I get to see him and talk to him, which is awesome.
So I had to suffer through two periods wondering what the hell was going to happen.  
Now this guy happens to me on the team that does the school news.  The school news airs everyday (except Wednesday) in third period, which is also band.  I figured that if he was going to ask me, it would be via aforementioned school news.  
But when third period arrived, and the school news came and went with no ‘surprises’, I was kind of dissapointed.  But I did notice one thing, some point during the school news, he had vanished.  Was no where to be found.  The band room was empty of adorable, blue-eyed, curly-haired, skinny guys.  
So I’m just sittin’ there reading my book, when our band director, Mrs. Noble, comes up to me and she tells me, “Cassie, you’re needed out in the hallway.”
…Okay?
So I walk out into the hallway.
And he’s just standing there, to the left of the door, in the hallway, okay?  He’s holding one of those food tray things with the dome over it, and he’s wearing that portal shirt from thinkgeek, you know, the one that says “Look at me still talking, when there’s science to do”.And he looks all nervous and everything.  So he lifts up the dome thingy, and there, is the cake from Portal.  Accompanied by an adorable little note playing off of the infamous “The cake is a lie”.  Except this time, the cake is not a lie.  And then he asks me to prom.  And of course, I say yes.
And then, when we walked back in, and Mrs. Noble, over her microphone and everything, asks him, “Did she say yes?”
“She said yes.”
And then all these people started clapping and cheering and everything and giving him high-fives.
And that’s how my day was.
Imagine how hard it was for me to focus on my schoolwork after that.
this one’s a keeper

BEST STORY EVER!

tennant-salad:

YOU SEE THIS CAKE RIGHT HERE?

YOU RECOGNIZE IT?

BECAUSE THAT RIGHT THERE IS A BEAUTIFULLY DONE REPLICA OF THE PORTAL CAKE.  DAMN AWESOME.

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP

I’m gonna tell you fuckers a story.

So I was walking to my locker before first period to get a friggin pencil, right?  And I am intercepted by this grinning, red-headed girl.  She grabs me by the shoulders and pushes me out of the flow of traffic in the middle of the hall while saying “I need to talk to you.”  This girl is grinning mad at me, okay?  And at this point I’m already weirded out, because I don’t really know this girl.  Sure, I’ve seen her face quite a few times.  Sophomore.  Really loud.  But I don’t really know her name and I don’t think I’ve ever really even talked to her.

But I respond with, “Okay, sure?” 

and she says, still grinning at me, “Have you gotten any surprises today?” 

And I just kind of looked at her, and said “Um … no?”

And then she grinned at me and was like “Oh.  Well, I just heard that you were going to get a surprise today.” and then she starts backing up, walking away from me while still not turning her back on me, the grin still ever-present on her face.  And I’m just “Wait, what?” and she just responded with the same thing.

At this point I am a little alarmed.

But I turn back to my locker to continue the search for my favorite pencil (which was unfortunately lost today, R.I.P. favorite pencil, I had you for three months)

Now, imagine.  I already kind of had an idea in my head of what was going on.  And then my overactive imagination caused me to hope that maybe, just maybe, the guy that I’ve had a huge crush on for months would be asking me to prom.  But then I was slightly worried that maybe this ominous sounding “surprise” was actually a bunch of jerks wanting to play a prank on me because I’m me.

So.  The only class I have with this guy is band.  That’s it.  I know, it sucks, right?  I look forward to that class every day mainly because I get to see him and talk to him, which is awesome.

So I had to suffer through two periods wondering what the hell was going to happen.  

Now this guy happens to me on the team that does the school news.  The school news airs everyday (except Wednesday) in third period, which is also band.  I figured that if he was going to ask me, it would be via aforementioned school news.  

But when third period arrived, and the school news came and went with no ‘surprises’, I was kind of dissapointed.  But I did notice one thing, some point during the school news, he had vanished.  Was no where to be found.  The band room was empty of adorable, blue-eyed, curly-haired, skinny guys.  

So I’m just sittin’ there reading my book, when our band director, Mrs. Noble, comes up to me and she tells me, “Cassie, you’re needed out in the hallway.”

…Okay?

So I walk out into the hallway.

And he’s just standing there, to the left of the door, in the hallway, okay?  He’s holding one of those food tray things with the dome over it, and he’s wearing that portal shirt from thinkgeek, you know, the one that says “Look at me still talking, when there’s science to do”.And he looks all nervous and everything.  So he lifts up the dome thingy, and there, is the cake from Portal.  Accompanied by an adorable little note playing off of the infamous “The cake is a lie”.  Except this time, the cake is not a lie.  And then he asks me to prom.  And of course, I say yes.

And then, when we walked back in, and Mrs. Noble, over her microphone and everything, asks him, “Did she say yes?”

“She said yes.”

And then all these people started clapping and cheering and everything and giving him high-fives.

And that’s how my day was.

Imagine how hard it was for me to focus on my schoolwork after that.

this one’s a keeper

BEST STORY EVER!

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